Your arch-nemisis, Mr Parsons, has kidnapped your wife to lure you to his head-quarters.
Fight your way through his minions and save your wife and the universe from Mr Parsons and his evil schemes.
-Ninjas and pirates and vikings and stuff
-10 various pickups to kill your enemies in even more ways
-7 different landscapes to fight your way through
-7 different bosses, including the elusive white ninja
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